"Zuck, On Facebook" ft. Girl Crusade

by GarageSpin

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about

Mark Zuckerberg get a lot of crap, and deserves to tell his side of the Facebook story. Since I don't know it, I did the next best thing, and wrote a rap from his perspective. (Hopefully, he won't delete my Facebook Page.)

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I'm the guy with the hoodie and a max S-A-T
You're probably more familiar with my F-A-C-E (Book)
The Globes and the Oscars even go to my story
Now check out my version of Zuckerberg history

First I took out the Winklevoss twins
And then I knocked down Tom Anderson
I'm bigger now than Larry Page and Sergey Brin
And next year Facebook will join the UN

[CHORUS]
I know what you like, I know where you live
I'm like some kind of, Wizard of Oz Pimp
I know what you like, and I know where you live
I'm like some kind of, Wizard of Oz Pimp

[BRIDGE]
Well, you're not super cute and you don't work out
But you were on SNL and that's something' to shout-out about
You got money and power--that's cool
You even helped some kids at a poor new jersey school

So would I date you is my the question at hand
Understand i gotta lotta fans and can land a hot man
So make a GIRL feel like a facebook WALL on her birthday
And you just might one day have your own real fiancée

Now, hatin on the Zuck is fashionable
And I'm always written up in Mashable
But my network dominates, it's un-crashable
And that's why my IPO is so cashable

So I throw my hoodie on, drop FBML bombs
So Farmville and Mob Wars can get your game on
Privacy concerns? Once you've logged on you've got none
So post on your wall, before you get pwned, son!

[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]

credits

released February 25, 2011
Music & Lyrics: GarageSpin
Lyrics in Bridge: Girl Crusade
Paintings in music video: Nicolas Bouteneff

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